Wednesday
7:52¾ am: dial number and receive Telstra error message advising me to use a different overseas code.
7:54½ am: inadvertently phone New Zealand. No one answers. All the same, begin wondering what sort of conversation I might have if the Kiwi I'm phoning picks up. It seems a good idea to phone Australia-based Maggie Bell as if phoning from overseas.
7:56 am: dial number and receive Telstra error message advising me to use a different overseas code, or contact their Helpline.
7:56½ am: dial Telstra Helpline. Listen to menu.
7:57am: still listening to menu.
7:57¾ am: no option on menu for difficulties with conference calls, but plenty of options for reporting different sorts of faults. Never knew there were so many different sorts of fault. Fascinating really.
7:59 am: staring at telephone in disbelief.
7:59¼ am: phone rings! It's Maggie Bell and Mike, and a quick countdown into the show. Very quick.
It was great fun doing this interview, even though the call quality on my phone was poor and I couldn't quite hear everything; this just ensured my responses were even a little more random than normal. I sound like I'm standing at the bottom of a pit with the telephone receiver at the top, which is much the way it is. And whilst the evil cackle I produced at the start of the interview doesn't reflect my normal melodic laugh, I do get to sound like this when no one's thrown food into the pit for a few days.
I was going to read a longer extract from the book, but as I started each new sentence, the previous sentence was still coming back at me, which was a little trippy and reminded me of singing London's Burning as a 'round' when I was at school once. Kept expecting the altos and sopranos to kick in with the previous line and found myself beginning to listen for it.
Listen to the interview
here.